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Oracle-9000
A coin-op fortune machine from a 1980s arcade, with a turbaned robot oracle inside. Drop a coin, ask about love, work or your code, hold your hand on the crystal ball and take the card the machine prints for you.
- Sound on for the full show
- Unlimited coins
- Collect all the cards
- Nothing is sent anywhere
How the machine works
The Oracle-9000 is an arcade fortune machine: for laughs, not for life decisions.
- Take a coin from the bottomless purse and drag it to the coin slot, or just tap the purse.
- Press one of the arcade buttons: love, work, money, travel or code.
- Press and hold the crystal ball until the gold ring fills. Let go too early and the Oracle tells you to concentrate.
- Your card prints out of the machine. Tap it to see it up close, save it as an image, or drop the next coin.
- Cards are common, rare or legendary. Every seventh coin is a Lucky Seven, and its card is rare or better.
- Feed the machine too fast and it overheats: steam, a cooling countdown, and the next card comes out a little broken. Bang on the glass too much and it tilts.
- The collection book shows how many cards you have found. There is one secret card: old-school gamers will know the code; everyone else can try tapping the jewel on the turban a few times.
The Oracle’s voice is synthesised speech, and the sound effects and music are generated in your browser as they play. Your collection is kept on this device only; nothing is sent anywhere.